FAQ

Are you for real?

• Yes.

How long will this mousepad last when I play (insert game) every day for 10 hours with a (insert mouse) wrist blaster Nuclear "Carpal Tunneler" XYZ Edition?

• We can assure you that playing for 5000 hours even with a POS bootleg mouse will not structurally damage this product. We checked. By God, did we check.

Is there a practical difference between your mousepads and name brand ones?

• Some pads by other brands have a thicker layer of rubber backing and an extra woven label in the corner somewhere.
  We try to keep ours low profile as much as possible so we generally go with the 2mm version.  The E.D. (Extra Dense) series will be 3mm. Unless you consistently drop lightbulbs from ceiling height onto your desk we find this is thick enough.

Do you do custom prints?

• Yes. Anything goes. We could not care less what you like. You order it, we print it. Done. Send us an email with size details and the image you'd like and we'll do the rest.
  Delivery times may vary but we'll do our best to make it quick.
  

Razer is better anyway, you suck and you should feel bad because you suck.
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Are your products cruelty free?

• No, I suffer every day.