General conditions
Welcome to Iron Buck.
What follows may not make a lick of sense but that's not gonna be my problem once I hit "Save" on this thing so you're just gonna have to deal with it.
If you continue to browse and use this website, you may or may not be agreeing to comply with and be bound by the following terms and conditions of use, which together with our privacy policy govern Iron Buck's relationship with you in relation to this website, whatever that means.
If you disagree with any part of these terms and conditions and nonetheless continue to use our website there isn't a damn thing we can do about it. What's the worst that could happen, right? Go on. Have fun with it.
The term 'Iron Buck' or 'us' or 'we' refers to us. Iron Buck. That's us. Yep. Really, we own it.
Don't steal it or nothing or we'll be extremely miffed.
Our company registration number is [0798.089.472] and we are located at the address in the "Contacts" Tab on this website.
The term 'you' refers to you, obviously. (Didn't need a legal team to clarify that, honestly.)
The use of this website is subject to the following terms of use:
The content of the pages of this website is for your general information and use only. It is subject to change without notice, which is fair, we think.
Nobody cares if anyone changes these things nor does anyone read them so we got a green light to write whatever we want.
Abolish the Fed. Taxation is theft.
This website uses cookies to monitor browsing preferences but we wish it didn't need to.
Cookies are annoying as hell so don't click "agree" on them. If you do allow cookies to be used, you are not being a very smart cookie yourself.
We have ties to shady institutions that will scrutinise and store the following personal information for use by third parties:
Your "homework" folder, the testosterone level in your preferred black market protein shake, how often you Google "does this dream make me gay",
and other extremely relevant information to our highly sophisticated "preference algorithm" which provides us with "strategic offer placement strategies" like:
"Does this guy like anime tiddies or anime thighs, and how the hell are we going to make that information relevant to our bottom line?"
Neither we nor any third parties provide any warranty or guarantee as to the accuracy, timeliness, performance, completeness or suitability of the information and materials found or offered on this website for any particular purpose because we are lazy and we can't be arsed to trust ourselves to write anything legally binding.
You acknowledge that such information and materials may contain inaccuracies or errors which is highly likely, and we expressly exclude liability for any such inaccuracies or errors to the fullest extent permitted by law.
We hope you don't pursue legal action on these grounds but if you do we would have to present this document in court and that would be so fucking funny.
Your use of any information or materials on this website is entirely at your own risk, for which we shall not be liable. If you zip bomb yourself you should just go cry about it.
It shall be your own responsibility to ensure that any products, services or information available through this website meet your specific requirements.
Not that you have to be satisfied with them. It's just a way of saying: "look buster, if you don't like what we do you can always just close your eyes or something. We're not exactly sorry."
This website contains material which is owned by or licensed to us. We paid a Pakistani Graphic Designer a whole 30 Europacoins for the logo over Instagram so it's legit.
This material includes, but is not limited to, the design, layout, look, appearance and graphics. Reproduction is prohibited other than in accordance with the copyright notice, which forms part of these terms and conditions.
All trade marks reproduced in this website which are not the property of, or licensed to, the operator are acknowledged on the website.
We hope we didn't miss anything because otherwise we're in deep trouble but again, we'd have to draw up this form in court for that too, and that would arguably be even funnier.
Unauthorised use of this website may give rise to a claim for damages and/or be a criminal offence.
We don't really know what "unauthorised use" actually entails. Like keeping this tab open while you're ordering a brick of coke off Silk Road 3.0 or whatever number it's at?
If you do it's safe to say we're entitled to at least a third of your dope. Or no, half. Yeah, half.
From time to time this website may also include links to other websites. These links are provided for your convenience to provide further information. They do not signify that we endorse the website(s).
We don't even endorse ourselves. It's just too embarrassing. Imagine pitching this site to a marketing team. We'd be pissing ourselves with laughter. Actually we might still do that.
We have no responsibility for the content of the linked website(s). Your use of this website and any dispute arising out of such use of the website is subject to whatever law we endorse.
We do not care if you mock us. The ADL won't care if we get dragged through the dirt anyway so we might as well accept that we're on our own.
Thanks for reading. Take your damn cookies on the way out.
