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Textured Mousepads
Textures, surfaces and less deranged designs
This better be good
Internet Trash
Is it over yet?
I wish
TAR'D Series
Oversized black mousepads for speedrunners and other rejects
I want tarded
Historical
We have to go back

"Don't leave the text box empty again, honestly. It looks fucking stupid right under our product banners. And don't use ChatGPT this time. Yeah, quote me. Whatever. I don't give a shit." -Bossman

I bet he won't even read this one (hehe) Anyway, here's more about us.

As an AI language model I was told to write something about mousepads and to tell you there's a button here so just click the damn thing if you care. What do I know about having hands? I'm literally a fucking robot.

 

Aight fair enough


Voted "Most Promising Local Startup" (we bribed the judges)

Look at these testimonials and decide for YOURSELF

"A mousepad is basically a boneless table"

-Some dumbass off Discord

"This literally tastes like rubber"

-Gordon Ramsay

"Get this clown the fuck out of my office"

-Razer CEO

"This shit is the bomb"

-Kim Jong Un

"Jesus Christ when I say "quote me" I don't mean type the actual words into the box"

-Bossman (again)

"Are you delusional? Do you suffer from a mental illness?"

-Dr. Phil
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