"Don't leave the text box empty again, honestly. It looks fucking stupid right under our product banners. And don't use ChatGPT this time. Yeah, quote me. Whatever. I don't give a shit." -Bossman
Voted "Most Promising Local Startup" (we bribed the judges)
Look at these testimonials and decide for YOURSELF
"A mousepad is basically a boneless table"
-Some dumbass off Discord
-Some dumbass off Discord
"This literally tastes like rubber"
-Gordon Ramsay
"Get this clown the fuck out of my office"
-Razer CEO
"This shit is the bomb"
-Kim Jong Un
"Jesus Christ when I say "quote me" I don't mean type the actual words into the box"
-Bossman (again)
"Are you delusional? Do you suffer from a mental illness?"
-Dr. Phil
-Dr. Phil